badjokesbyjeff:

I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross county adventure…

So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.

The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

madeleinedevalois:

sir that’s my emotional support bioware companion

dathen:

I will never get over Martin expecting Jon to get territorial and hostile over Martin crowding in on his position—

—Only for Jon to nervously and oh so softly ask if Martin’s okay after reading them. He knows they’re draining and terrifying and exhausting, and all he can think about is Martin feeling as miserable as he did…and wanting Martin to get the help he didn’t. Wanting him to be okay.

m3n4c3v35537:

m3n4c3v35537:

m3n4c3v35537:

m3n4c3v35537:

Ooh girl. Hit me with a steel pipe. Baby girl. Kill me with that fuckin pipe.

What the fuck is the magnus archives

Who the fuck is jurgen leitner

To everyone apologizing in the tags: I listened to the whole thing and I regret to inform you that I enjoyed it.

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

happy birthday to the only video game ever

captainjonnitkessler:

The primary difference between Nate Ford and Harry Wilson is that when Nate was forcibly adopted by the crew he spent multiple seasons complaining about it and trying to escape and when Harry was forcibly adopted by the crew he was just like :D